Frank admission

I was having a conversation on the phone with Daddy tonight. He was explaining to me why it was that he was sat in McDonald's when he should have been on the way home.

My attention was diverted somewhere in the middle of the explanation however, so when he got to the end of it I said,

"Sorry Daddy, I didn't quite catch that. I was just biting my finger nails."

Multi-purpose people

"What's the name for people who aren't Jews?" Daddy asked me during bible reading this morning.

"Gentiles", I answered. And then added, "it sounds like they can put themselves on roofs!"